🏡 THIS HOUSE ALWAYS NEEDS SOMETHING

The Funny, Chaotic & Slightly Unhinged Home Maintenance Binder

Same house. Different problem. Same expensive bullshit.

WELCOME TO HOMEOWNERSHIP, WHERE SOMETHING IS ALWAYS FUCKING BROKEN!

Does your house seem to invent a new problem every time you finish fixing the last one?

Have you ever started a simple home improvement project only to find yourself three hours later, covered in paint, holding a power drill, and questioning your life choices?

Is your junk drawer overflowing with appliance manuals, mystery screws, expired warranties, and receipts you swear you put somewhere safe?

Do you have approximately 47 home projects started, 12 unfinished, and at least one that requires a professional because you watched a YouTube video and got a little too confident?

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A HOMEOWNER, BITCH!

Introducing This House Always Needs Something, a hilariously relatable 10-page printable Home Maintenance Binder designed to help you organize repairs, maintenance schedules, appliance information, warranties, contractors, project budgets, and all the random household chaos nobody warned you about.

Featuring bold hot pinks, turquoise, yellow, black, colorful paint splatters, scattered tools, hard-hat-wearing dogs and cats, and one very over-it homeowner, this binder brings a little humor to the never-ending responsibilities of owning a home.

Because home maintenance is serious business.

But that doesn't mean your organization binder has to be boring as hell!

🔨 WHAT'S INCLUDED?

Your 10-page printable binder includes:

1. This House Always Needs Something Cover

A colorful, chaotic home repair cover featuring a sassy homeowner, adorable pets in construction helmets, power tools, scattered screws, and plenty of sarcastic humor.

Same house. Different projects. Send help. And maybe a contractor.

2. Start Here & Home Information

Get organized with a binder contents checklist and important information about your home.

Includes space for your address, year built, square footage, lot size, number of floors, utility shutoff location, and important notes.

Also features a checklist titled “Things I Keep Meaning to Fix.”

Because this house runs on caffeine, duct tape, and good intentions.

3. Seasonal Home Maintenance Checklists

Organize household maintenance throughout the year with separate Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter checklists.

Track important tasks such as cleaning gutters, inspecting windows, checking heating and cooling systems, inspecting plumbing, and preparing your home for seasonal changes.

Fix one thing. Discover three more.

4. Appliance Details

Keep important appliance information in one place.

Includes dedicated sections for your refrigerator, oven/stove, dishwasher, and washer/dryer.

Record brands, model numbers, serial numbers, purchase dates, locations, and where manuals and receipts are stored.

Because nothing breaks at a convenient time. Ever.

5. Warranty Information

Organize warranties and receipts before you desperately need them!

Includes a tracker for appliances and household items, purchase dates, warranty expiration dates, and document storage locations.

The papers are definitely in a safe place. Somewhere.

6. Repairs & Maintenance Log

Track the repairs your house keeps demanding.

Record the date, problem or location, work completed, costs, and completion status.

Features the perfectly appropriate heading:

“WHAT BROKE NOW?”

Keep track of the never-ending list. One leak at a time.

7. Contractor Contacts

Keep your most important home repair professionals organized.

Dedicated contact spaces include general contractor, electrician, plumber, HVAC technician, landscaper, handyperson, pest control, and other services.

Record names, phone numbers, and email addresses.

Because sometimes the smartest DIY decision is knowing who the hell to call.

8. Project Planner & Budget

Organize those exciting home improvement projects that always cost more and take longer than expected.

Includes project name, start date, target completion date, estimated budget, actual costs, unexpected expenses, tasks, deadlines, notes, and project status.

Dream it. Plan it. Do it. Eventually.

9. Room Maintenance Checklist

Keep track of important maintenance tasks throughout your home.

Features individual checklists for the kitchen, bathroom, living room, bedrooms, laundry room, and garage/exterior.

Every room deserves a little attention. And a lot of coffee.

10. Notes & Miscellaneous

A dedicated space for random household ideas, project reminders, future plans, and all the extra stuff nobody warned you about.

Includes a lined checklist for notes, ideas, and future projects.

It will get done. After another cup of coffee.

💗 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

♥ 10 unique printable home organization pages

♥ Funny, sarcastic, and relatable homeowner humor

♥ Bright pink, turquoise, yellow, and black designs

♥ Adorable construction-themed dogs and cats

♥ Sassy homeowner illustrations

♥ Seasonal maintenance checklists

♥ Home repair and expense tracking

♥ Appliance and warranty organization

♥ Contractor contact directory

♥ Home improvement project budgeting

♥ Room-by-room maintenance organization

♥ Plenty of checkboxes and writing spaces

♥ Reusable printable worksheets

♥ A practical way to get your household chaos somewhat under control

🏡 PERFECT FOR

New homeowners

First-time homebuyers

Experienced homeowners

DIY enthusiasts

Busy families

Home maintenance organization

Housewarming gifts

New home care packages

Couples renovating their first home

Homeowners with endless renovation lists

People who appreciate funny, sarcastic stationery

Anyone whose house apparently has a personal vendetta against their bank account

📄 PRODUCT DETAILS

THIS IS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. NO PHYSICAL ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED.

10 unique printable pages

US Letter size: 8.5" × 11"

Portrait orientation

Full-color PDF format

Colorful, cartoon-style home repair illustrations

Suitable for home or professional printing

Print additional copies for personal use

No physical binder, printed pages, or accessories included

🖨️ HOW TO USE

Purchase your digital download.

Download your printable PDF files.

Print the worksheets you need.

Place them in a three-ring binder or use them individually.

Record home information, appliance details, and contractor contacts.

Track maintenance, repairs, expenses, and upcoming projects.

Celebrate completing a repair before your house invents another one!

⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION

This is a digital printable product. No physical item will be shipped.

This binder contains sarcastic humor and occasional adult language.

Home maintenance recommendations are general organizational suggestions. Consult licensed professionals for repairs involving electrical systems, gas, structural issues, or other hazardous work.

Colors may vary depending on your printer, paper, ink, and monitor settings.

PERSONAL USE ONLY: These digital files may not be resold, redistributed, shared, or claimed as your own artwork.

CREATED BY CHUBBY MERMAIDS GRAPHICS

Making life's ridiculous chaos a little more organized, one sarcastic printable at a time.

THIS HOUSE ALWAYS NEEDS SOMETHING

Because apparently owning a house means spending your weekends fixing shit you didn't even know could break. 💗