HIRED & GETTING MY SHIT TOGETHER

A Funny, Foul-Mouthed Job Search & New Job Organization Binder

Same chaos. Bigger opportunities. Better fucking paychecks.

READY TO GET HIRED AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER?

Are you tired of applying for jobs and forgetting which companies you've contacted?

Have you updated your résumé 27 times, only to discover one more typo?

Are you preparing for interviews, juggling follow-ups, and trying to remember whether you've already sent that thank-you email?

Or maybe you finally landed the job and now need to figure out who everyone is, where you're supposed to be, and what the hell you're doing.

WELCOME TO YOUR HIRED ERA, BITCH! 💗

Introducing Hired & Getting My Shit Together, a 10-page printable Job Search & New Job Binder designed to help you organize your applications, prepare for interviews, track professional contacts, manage follow-ups, evaluate job offers, and survive your first week at a new job.

This isn't your grandmother's boring career planner!

Featuring hot pink, turquoise, black, and gold, sassy sayings, playful graphics, and just enough profanity to make the job search slightly less miserable, this binder combines humor with practical organization.

Because finding a better job is serious business, but your planner doesn't have to be!

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

Your 10-page printable binder includes:

1. Hired & Getting My Shit Together Cover

A bold, colorful cover with a personalized name space.

Big goals. Messy plan. Still counting it.

2. Start Here, Dammit

Get organized with a simple guide to using the binder, identifying career goals, and keeping job search information together.

3. Application Tracker

Record job applications, companies, positions, application dates, status updates, and important notes.

Includes a pre-submission checklist.

Because applying for jobs is basically a part-time job.

4. Résumé Checklist

Review contact information, accomplishments, formatting, keywords, proofreading, and essential documents before applying.

Make that bitch work for you.

5. Job Leads & Contacts

Keep recruiters, hiring managers, professional contacts, networking leads, and follow-up dates in one organized place.

Because networking is weird, but unemployment is weirder.

6. Interview Preparation

Prepare talking points, research companies, identify strengths, practice questions, and plan what to bring.

Try not to wing this shit.

7. Interview Notes & WTF Happened

Record interview questions, answers, positive impressions, red flags, and thoughts while they're still fresh.

8. Follow-Ups & Thank-Yous

Track communications, follow-up dates, next steps, and responses.

Includes a thank-you message guide!

9. Offer Details & Decision

Evaluate salary, benefits, schedules, PTO, workplace culture, pros, cons, and other important job offer details.

Read the fine print, babe.

10. First-Week Notes

Organize your supervisor's information, schedule, important contacts, workplace systems, training notes, and onboarding tasks.

New job, who dis?

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

♥ 10 unique printable organization pages

♥ Funny, sarcastic, and relatable job search humor

♥ Bright pink, turquoise, black, and gold designs

♥ Application and follow-up tracking

♥ Résumé preparation checklist

♥ Interview planning and reflection worksheets

♥ Professional networking organization

♥ Job offer comparison tools

♥ First-week onboarding information

♥ Plenty of writing space

♥ Print additional copies whenever needed

♥ A practical way to stay organized while searching for your next opportunity

PERFECT FOR

Adults actively searching for employment

Career changers

Recent college graduates

People reentering the workforce

Professionals pursuing promotions or better jobs

Anyone overwhelmed by job applications

New employees preparing for their first week

Friends who appreciate sarcastic humor

Funny but practical career transition gifts

Anyone who wants bigger paychecks and less bullshit!

PRODUCT DETAILS

THIS IS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. NO PHYSICAL ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED.

10 unique printable pages

US Letter: 8.5" × 11"

Portrait orientation

High-resolution, full-color artwork

PDF format

Suitable for home or professional printing

Reusable printable worksheets

Designed for personal use

HOW TO USE

Purchase your digital download.

Download the PDF files included with your order.

Print your pages at home or through a printing service.

Organize them in a binder or use them individually.

Track applications, interviews, contacts, and follow-ups.

Document job offers and important new-job information.

Celebrate your next career move!

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Adult Language Warning: This product contains profanity, sarcasm, and humor intended for adults.

This binder is designed for personal organization and career planning. It does not guarantee interviews, employment, or specific job outcomes.

No physical product will be shipped.

Printed colors may vary depending on your printer, paper, and monitor.

For personal use only. Digital files may not be redistributed, resold, or shared.

CREATED BY CHUBBY MERMAIDS GRAPHICS

Making life's chaos a little more organized, one sarcastic printable at a time.

HIRED & GETTING MY SHIT TOGETHER

New job. Bigger paycheck. Same fabulous hot mess. 💗