Your plants have a watering schedule. Your final wishes deserve a plan, too.

“Now that I am gone, It is your problem.” is a sassy final details binder for organizing the information, wishes, and practical instructions you want to leave behind.

With lush houseplants, bold pink accents, leopard-print details, and unapologetically foul-mouthed humor, this printable makes a serious subject feel a little more approachable. Think thoughtful preparation with a well-timed “get your shit together.”

Record important contacts, document locations, care preferences, financial information, pet instructions, and personal messages in one place. Give your loved ones fewer things to guess about and more guidance when they need it.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

One 33-page PDF featuring a cover, contents page, and these planning worksheets:

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About Me

First Calls

People to Notify

Important Documents

My Care Wishes

Donation & Medical Information

Final Arrangements

Service & Celebration

Obituary & Announcements

Dependents & Care

Pet Care

Home & Immediate Logistics

Financial Overview

Bank & Cash Accounts

Investments & Retirement

Insurance & Benefits

Property & Vehicles

Debts & Obligations

Bills & Subscriptions

Business Interests

Digital Life

Belongings & Keepsakes

Letters to My People

My Stories & Legacy

First Steps Checklist

Estate Tasks Checklist

Calls & Action Log

Expenses & Receipts

Document Checklist

Notes & Unfinished Business

PRODUCT DETAILS

One digital PDF download

33 total pages

US Letter size: 8.5 × 11 inches

Designed to print and complete by hand

Not an interactive fillable PDF

Colorful houseplant, pink, and leopard-print design

Contains adult language and dark humor

No physical binder, printed pages, or accessories included

HOW TO USE

Download the PDF, print your pages, and place them in a binder. Fill it out at your own pace, revisit it when details change, and tell a trusted person where to find it.

Print extra copies of individual worksheets whenever you need more space. Pair with tabs and sheet protectors to make everything easier to find.

MADE FOR

Plant lovers, practical planners, and anyone who wants to leave clear instructions with a little personality. Especially those whose final message might be: “I love you. Now read the damn binder.”

PLEASE NOTE

This is a personal planning organizer, not a will, trust, power of attorney, advance directive, or substitute for professional advice. Keep properly executed documents with your records.

Store your completed binder securely. Record secure access instructions or password manager locations rather than passwords or full identity numbers.

Colors may vary depending on your screen, printer, ink, and paper.

For personal use only. Do not resell, redistribute, or share the digital file.

Created by Chubby Mermaids Graphics.

My wishes. My records. A little less chaos for my people.