Rx of Fucks Prescription Bottle Gift | Funny Adult Gag Gift | 1 Wooden FUCK Included | Sarcastic Desk Gift | Zero Fucks Novelty Gift
Rx of Fucks Prescription Bottle Gift | Funny Adult Gag Gift | 1 Wooden FUCK Included | Sarcastic Desk Gift | Zero Fucks Novelty Gift
$5.95
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Running dangerously low on fucks to give?
Good news. Your prescription has been filled.
The Rx of Fucks is a hilarious novelty medicine bottle featuring a custom parody prescription label and, most importantly, one actual wooden “FUCK” inside.
Because sometimes you don’t have zero fucks left.
You have one.
And it should be saved for an absolute emergency.
This makes a perfect sarcastic gift for coworkers, friends, nurses, teachers, social workers, managers, exhausted parents, burned-out professionals, or anyone whose last nerve packed its bags and left town three meetings ago.
WHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE
- 1 novelty medicine/prescription-style bottle
- 1 custom Rx of Fucks parody prescription label
- 1 wooden “FUCK” inside the bottle
- An emergency supply of attitude and questionable coping skills
PERFECT FOR
- Funny coworker gifts
- White elephant exchanges
- Secret Santa gifts
- Office desk decor
- Birthday gifts
- Divorce gifts
- Retirement gifts
- Burnout survival kits
- Best friend gifts
- “Congratulations on setting boundaries” gifts
- Anyone who is officially down to their last fuck
LABEL HUMOR INCLUDES
The prescription-style design features sarcastic details such as:
Medication: FUCKS
Strength: 0 MG
Refills: 0
Directions: Search thoroughly for a fuck to give. If none are found, close the bottle and carry the fuck on.
Plus plenty of ridiculous warnings, dosage instructions, and pharmacy-inspired details.
IMPORTANT
This listing is for the complete novelty item, not simply a printable label.
You will receive the medicine bottle with one wooden FUCK inside.
PLEASE NOTE
This is a novelty gag gift and decorative item only. It is not medication, a medical device, or an actual prescription product.
The wooden piece is not edible and should be kept away from small children and pets.
Due to differences in screens and handmade production, colors and placement may vary slightly.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.